January 2011
30 posts
Dear the world,
TESSA CHILDS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANY AUTOMOBILE WILL EVER BE!
How difficult is that to understand? It’s a fucking inanimate object.
My girlfriend is the most incredible, beautiful thing in the entire world to me. And no one or no thing can change that. I like to post cars on tumblr cuz I like them. But instead of posting stuff about my girlfriend, I just go see her in real life...
FUCK.
Fuck my engine problems that will most likely cost an exhorbanant fee.
Fuck my fucking porch for gashing the fuck out of my rear bumper.
Fuck my tire that probably has a hole in it.
Fuck all my money being spent on fixing my fucked up shit, when I would much rather spend it on baller shit.
Fuck my porch son, for real.
Fuck my porches family and children.
Fuck my entire driveway.
Fuck the...
"He kinda reminds me...
Of like… a pet squirrel… that you keep. And ya keep it cuz it’s kinda nice. It’s not really cute. And you certainly wouldn’t have sex with it.”
-Tessa.
